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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.