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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood