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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood