Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood