Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood