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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso