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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy