How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.