How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy