How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!