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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy