How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy