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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy