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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"