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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.