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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"