Because his mother was in a jam.
A dead baby.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
The Daily Express.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
A traffic jam!
