Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."