What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

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Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!