What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry