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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband