What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!