What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.