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What did the bicycle call its dad?

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.