What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.