What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.