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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire