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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.