Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.