Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.