Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.