What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.