What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.