What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.