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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.