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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.