Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.