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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.