Cause he's a dog.
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
To get away from the PETA convention.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Cause they're dead.
