Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man