Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan