Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.