Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!