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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!