Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.