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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.