Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh