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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.