Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken