Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.