Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.