Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.