Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
It was occupied.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Because people are dying to get in!
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Bonos.
All their work is pro Bono.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
A precipuss.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.