Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.