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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.