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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.