Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
This could use some salt.
Question Mart.
Because their eggs stinked!
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
