Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.