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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.