What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender