What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Where is all the color white?

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.