Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.