Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!