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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!