Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C