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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.