Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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Because they can spend years at sea.

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!