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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"