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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."