Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years