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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.