Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!