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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.