Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.