Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.