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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!