Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!