Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.