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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!