By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Because he was grounded!
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
In a bucket
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Cause I stepped on it.
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!