How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.