Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!