What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.