What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.