Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Alaskan Jokes More Alaskan Jokes

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

T Bone Jokes More T Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish