Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!