Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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