Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.