Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.