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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.