What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!