What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...