What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.