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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!