What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger