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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!