What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger