What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!