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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!