How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!