How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!