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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Because he always uses a razor.

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They both used to be on top gear.

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Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!