How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!