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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!