What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter!. Ill show myself out.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.