What would you do of you found Chicago,...

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!