What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.