What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.