Two, and often from the same person.
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Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
In a merry land.
9-1-2001
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Target practice.
Baltiless
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Old Bae
Purrgatory.
Because they live under Iraq.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
I do.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Your mom.
Nine months.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
They burn calories.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
His smellular phone!
