Revolt Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

View Jokes More View Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor