What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!