What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

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What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.