Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Green Elephant Jokes More Green Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.