Green paint.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Half time, they get to switch sides again
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Nobody will look for them.
In the I.C.U.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
St. Petri Dish.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
A marriage certificate.
A light house.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
He didn't believe in higher powers!
I don't believe we've met...
She wanted to wash up on shore
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
