Green paint.
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Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Matt
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Deez nuts.
Too-whit-to-why
All he wants is Just Ice
He loves his pot.
Spring time.
Jungle bells.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
No, you're the joke
He didn't want to show up for the finals
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
