Green paint.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Holding the pig together.
A boar constrictor!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Red paint
Red paint.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
His daddy was a mummy
Artificial intelligence!
They're both empty from the neck up.
Green "Nope. Green."
See No Green
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Big holes all over Australia!