Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.