Green paint.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Matt. Others:
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
With a red elephant trap.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Answers below please.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
An elephant with spare parts!el
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
You flip it upside down.
Paddy o' furniture
