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Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!