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Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color is the coldest?

Gundy

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Red Elephant Trap Jokes More Red Elephant Trap Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!