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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?