Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.