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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.