What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.