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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.