What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.