What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!