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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.