What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!