What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us