What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!