What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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Berry Christmas!

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."