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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."