What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."