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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.