What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.