Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
All they ever say is Mao.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Czech before you open the door!
They have a hard time opening up
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket