How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.