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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat