How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.