None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Because we want to!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Carrion luggage
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
