How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds