What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Because he is not a cook.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Watson the menu

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.