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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Lets get physical!

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The khrushchev

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Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again