What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.