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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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A pan, duh!

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Terri-fried!

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Santa Claws

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Watson the menu

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Dinner for 4.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again