Speed bump ahead
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Pigeon English!
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Hyruleglyphics.
