Speed bump ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
Because he was going *to fast*!
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
When the English got Crecy
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
