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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'