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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'