How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'