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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'