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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'