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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'