How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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He gets pale as a sheet.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

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They both go down for the count!!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'