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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'