How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'