Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.