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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.