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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.