Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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They will tell you.

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With a search party.

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Happy Brr-day son!

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.