Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet