They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Urine for a surprise.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Stick a plunger in the toilet
The elephant of surprise.
Surprise subtext.
A fart with a lump in it
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Headphone jacks are obsolete.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
One in Fife
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
A coniference.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Urine luck
So you can tell it apart from urine
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
It didn't make cents