Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.