March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Love Card

March Madness Sale

Love Card

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

You might also enjoy:

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it