Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

India Jokes More India Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.