Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream