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Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.