Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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India Jokes More India Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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British Jokes More British Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired