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Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

India Jokes More India Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.