Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.