What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!