What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.