What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.