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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.