What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Only one side was game

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle