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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.