What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.