What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol