How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...