How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self