Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.