Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.