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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.