What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Because they take a fence to that.

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He waits for it at the next stop.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.