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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.