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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.