Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!