Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant