Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.