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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools