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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.