Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.