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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay