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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)