What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!