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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.