What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case