What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.