Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.