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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank