What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them