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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.