What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.