Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.